Saturday 8 March 2008

That's what its all about!


Members at Avalon Baptist church were angered to discover that the soap used for years in the church restrooms was replaced by a new, economical foaming soap. "You get this bubbly mound that disappears once you rub it in your hands," one man complained as he exited the restroom. "It’s all show, this new soap." Others agree. "What happened to the thick, slimy stuff?" one man asked. "That really worked." Last Sunday was supposed to be the kick-off of the church’s annual Missions Week. But the buzz in the foyer was about the soap change. Some suggested taking a special offering to restore the original liquid soap. "You have to wonder about the leadership’s judgment, if they’re willing to make a poor decision like this," says one woman. "It signals weakness at the top." The pastor and custodian released a joint statement on Monday saying they believe people will get used to "the new foaming action soap, and appreciate its many benefits for our church going forward."
We like to think that we are not as strange as some of our brothers and sisters across the pond but, I have to say, we're getting much closer. I guess churches are just the same all over?

3 comments:

  1. Hadn't read this before I posted the story about the leeks.

    Appropriately enough, this dispute is about washing your hands after you take a leak.

    A connection?!

    FBL

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  2. I hope not. But, hey you have to keep your spirits up in all the crap - now that definitely is a connection.

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